"... in the Church of the SubGenius you are allowed to believe that you are not going to hell, but first you must face the fact that you are IN HELL NOW! Are you not?" - Ivan Stang
"If we knew what a number of people are actually dead and what a number of these dead people govern our lives, we should go mad with horror." - G. I. Gurdjieff
"Though I'm pretty sure of the importance and usefulness of what I'm saying, I have to admit that I don't really know what I'm doing." - Doloras LaPicho
"Remain in hell without despair" - J. G. Bennett
